scienceslut:

I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.

posted 3 hours ago with 126,020 notes

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine
thatseanguyblogs:

ollivander:

the-legend-of-merlin:

freak-next-door:

gishkishenh:

THAT’S SO HARDCORE CANADA

Reblog if you believe canada exists

clap your hands if you belive

I do believe in canada I do I do

Nope. You show me this “Canada”, and maybe I’ll believe you.

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

posted 8 hours ago with 592,293 notes

marauders4evr:

smile-laugh-jiggle:

yggdrasilly:

cancerously:

piebutt:

eerieinwonderland:

khymeira:

maribleh:

ivanebeoulve:

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this

Yes!

LISA IS A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL


Ohmygod




























THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SEPARATE FRAMES I HAVE WANTED TO SEE THEM FOREVER

GUYS
WHERE DID THE SAILBOAT GO

IT SAILED AWAY …

But what happened to Grandpa?
…
Oh.

4thofjulys:

You hating on America?
On a computer?
On the internet?
On electricity?
That WE INVENTED

image

posted 13 hours ago with 75,864 notes

omg this going with literally any song
elubviq:

expert-jumper:

unscinfinity:

expert-jumper:

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

are you okay there

E V E R Y O N E

NO CHANCES TAKEN
oh my god
iphotographlove:


Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi


Noooooo