I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
every human deserves to have a slow dance with a beautiful person to this song
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
pretty sure this happened on friends
there are animals called dikdiks
no pronounced xylophone